She is 60+ and a myope.
— Signal 🌄 (@Chidiugoo) April 13, 2026
After her objective & subjective refractions, we got her new glasses
One week later, she came back to complain she only sees well when wearing the glasses & no longer see well after removing it
Like the glasses should have corrected her eyes permanently https://t.co/VI3k6alXHd
Moi chez le dermato :
— Pão 🐸 – joue a Danganronpa 2 🧸🔪🏝 (@paodereretour) April 12, 2026
– Bjr j'ai [symptômes] et je pense que j'ai [maladie] j'ai regardé sur internet et j'ai tous les symptômes etc
– Nn madame vous pouvez pas vous autodiag comme ca la dermatologie c'est un peu plus compliqué que ça etc
-ok
-bon mme vous avez [maladie] https://t.co/WuHehjJ9qb
In Game of Thrones Season 8, Daenerys' last words are "we break the wheel together" which spelled backwards says "rehtegot leehw eht kaerb ew" which doesn't make sense just like the rest of season 8. pic.twitter.com/aRy1LUh2aZ
— ☥𝑩𝑳𝑽𝑪𝑲𝑮𝑶𝑳𝑫† (@0laribiwa) April 9, 2026
tommy shelby’s diet https://t.co/JqoOoKgQA1
— ℳ (@peakiblynders) April 9, 2026
babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter pic.twitter.com/uy4aaxO72i
— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) April 10, 2026
Paul Rudd seems like the kinda guy who would sit down to watch a movie and be like “oh yeah I forgot I was in this one too”
— joji (@jojipaints) April 12, 2026
one of my favorite things about being alive is that sometimes i’ll meet a cat
— ❀ (@deallium) April 10, 2026
i accidentally stepped on my cat’s paw while he was intentionally putting himself in my path…i feel like a war criminal
— sarah (@slothanova) April 11, 2026
I just explained to my 4-year-old that we are going to his Great Grandmothers funeral tomorrow and she must sit very quietly while people talk and tell stories about her.
— ꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ (@Softnessa_) April 10, 2026
She said “Good. We can find out who murdered her.”
oh GREAT my beloved child has discovered the game of floating in the pool pretending to be dead
— communist captain obvious 🍉 (@pippercorn) April 12, 2026
