I overhear a man talking about women being difficult on their periods and I'm about to tell him the main hormone running through our bodies during menstruation is testosterone
— 🦢 (@damnidc__) January 24, 2026
the fact that I still like men is proof that sexuality is not a choice
— saturn ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡ (@gngsbae) January 23, 2026
Tonight at Walmart, I watched a 5 year old boy ask a little girl if he could hug her because he liked her sweater.
— goma (@soigomaa) January 24, 2026
She said, "No."
He smiled, "Okay! I like your sweater. Bye!" and ran back to his dad.
To his dad, he proudly said:
"I didn't hug her because she said no… but I…
My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down. I said, "You know what to do now, right?" He said, "I know I know keep trying" and I said "NO. LEAVE HER ALONE. She gave you an answer." He was shocked. NO ONE had told him that before. TEACH. YOUR. BOYS.
— goma (@soigomaa) January 23, 2026
my daughter asked how long she had to wait until she could stop listening to me. I told her she had to listen to me for the rest of her life. she looked me dead in the eyes and said "I'll listen to you for the rest of YOUR life." 💀😭
— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 (@Arealmfngl) January 25, 2026
This morning my daughter said her ear hurt and I said on the inside or outside, so she walks out the front door, comes back in and says both.
— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) January 28, 2026
Moments like this has me wondering if I’m saving too much for college.
Just fell on one of the kids’ legos. With my knee. I won’t ever recover. I’m just going to lie here on the ground as my one-year-old jumps on my head repeatedly. This is how it ends.
— Rachel Joy Welcher (@racheljwelcher) January 23, 2026
My grandma tries to avoid her neighbor who has a crush on her. This is the exchange they just had:
— staxxx🦅 (@papiwontmiss) January 24, 2026
Him: have you eaten dinner yet
Her: I don't eat.
My siblings had a fight once and it went like this
— staxxx🦅 (@papiwontmiss) January 26, 2026
Lucas: “Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!”
Sam: “Lucas.”
To this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think of it.
my dad once said "do what you hate first thing in the morning to get it out of the way" then 3 months later he called me to say happy birthday at 6am
— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 (@Arealmfngl) January 24, 2026
