Me realizing mid cooking that I wasn’t even that hungry to be doing all of this bs pic.twitter.com/EWvX2bPsKs
— Ada🌸 (@Starrgirl_Ada) October 6, 2026
a monk just broke his lifelong vow of silence to ask me where my jeans were from
— bailey ☆ ★ (@couldawentpro) October 5, 2026
As an adult, one of the hardest decisions you’ll ever make, is when to throw away the box after buying a new electrical appliance.
— Sheena (@sarky_sheena) October 4, 2026
I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far
— isabel (@isabawl) October 6, 2026
barista at my favorite coffee shop said “you’re our last customer” when handing me my drink, and when i replied “for the day?” he said “no, ever” before following me out and posting a permanently closed sign on the window pic.twitter.com/VRR4uPDFSD
— DIONE (@blueliasd) September 30, 2026
Doctor’s offices be like: “please arrive 15 minutes early so the doctor can see you 45 minutes late.
— Nicky💕 (@jas_d_barbie) September 30, 2026
One blocked nostril and a slightly sore throat pic.twitter.com/oJ6SXZp96O
— conor (@conor_brn) October 5, 2026
My dog immediately after I swipe my credit card at the vet: https://t.co/fLyCfWtkY0
— Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO (@marklewismd) September 29, 2026
Okay so do NOT tell your two year old that there is a skeleton inside of them
— melody (@mesopissed) September 30, 2026
When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item
— Shrimp Billionaire (@fentanylbrownie) October 5, 2026
