À NE SURTOUT PAS FAIRE !! si il a une caisse ne verse surtout pas du pipi au niveau des essuies glaces, de l’aération et contre les vitres, ça va grave sentir et il ne pourra rien faire à part changer de caisse 😔
— boss pussy (@mini_piaf) April 23, 2026
Poste une annonce de location d’un F2 à moins de 1000 euros dans le 11ème avec son numéro
— Bou bou (@Boubouboububu) April 23, 2026
Tu mets du laxatifs dans tout ce qu'il boit et mange.
— ☀ Silver Haze ☀ (@Kwibean) April 22, 2026
( ne pas abuser il peut finir aux urgences)
I call my husband when I’m mad at him and I ask to speak to my best friend and he switches into "bestie mode" and sides with everything I say. He will say things like “girl you deserve better,” and then we laugh a lot and then we work it out.
— kelly (@kellytheboss7) April 18, 2026
found a guy with the same attitude as me, this mf annoying as fuck
— miia (@miiagarro) April 19, 2026
My dad cheated on my mother with a lady with one leg shorter than the other one. My mother walked around the house limping, she said maybe that's what he wanted.
— Success.ofsnaps (@ThatSuccess_) April 21, 2026
sex when u have adhd is so crazy why am i thinking abt the population of el salvador while im getting ate off the bone
— ً (@cryst6ls) April 18, 2026
Making men wear condoms not for any safety reason just so that they enjoy it less
— Juggalo Jesus (@da_porgy) April 19, 2026
90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “
— 🅱️ete oaks (@b0newalljackson) April 17, 2026
when I was 10 years old my dad looked at me and went “you’re probably old enough to watch The Ring, right?” and I went “definitely” and boy was I not qualified to make that particular judgement call https://t.co/QBaXzYusir
— Janel Comeau 🍁 (@VeryBadLlama) April 19, 2026
