Okay so do NOT tell your two year old that there is a skeleton inside of them
— melody (@mesopissed) September 30, 2026
sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue
— sammi. (@fxckjijjiforfun) October 5, 2026
my 4 digit atm pin protecting my 3 digit bank amount pic.twitter.com/0Jx5wDWv3t
— nisha 🤹🏻 (@niishahaha) September 29, 2026
how it feels sleeping without a blanket : pic.twitter.com/zkndJpCtBb
— 7rq (@gloccnim) September 29, 2026
As an adult, one of the hardest decisions you’ll ever make, is when to throw away the box after buying a new electrical appliance.
— Sheena (@sarky_sheena) October 4, 2026
barista at my favorite coffee shop said “you’re our last customer” when handing me my drink, and when i replied “for the day?” he said “no, ever” before following me out and posting a permanently closed sign on the window pic.twitter.com/VRR4uPDFSD
— DIONE (@blueliasd) September 30, 2026
Doctor’s offices be like: “please arrive 15 minutes early so the doctor can see you 45 minutes late.
— Nicky💕 (@jas_d_barbie) September 30, 2026
Me realizing mid cooking that I wasn’t even that hungry to be doing all of this bs pic.twitter.com/EWvX2bPsKs
— Ada🌸 (@Starrgirl_Ada) October 6, 2026
a monk just broke his lifelong vow of silence to ask me where my jeans were from
— bailey ☆ ★ (@couldawentpro) October 5, 2026
Now’s not the time iPhone pic.twitter.com/J06GOlN1RO
— sugamummy 🏋🏾♀️🎀🧚🏾♀️ (@ceraliza) October 5, 2026
