and if she would have had wheels she would have been a bike https://t.co/XRPv43LwoS
— putasinghonit (@putasinghonit) April 21, 2026
Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system https://t.co/qnvUMrZOTA
— Reptolord🦖 (@Reptolord) April 19, 2026
my haircut before and after looks like a guy who got shot at a Portland protest and the cop who shot him pic.twitter.com/CLG5yQIGIx
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) April 18, 2026
He needs to try a new color of pants when on TV pic.twitter.com/IUhhTkzHu2
— Interesting things (@awkwardgoogle) April 22, 2026
“He doesn’t look autistic”
— 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️🔥 (@Charlygotyou) April 18, 2026
My apologies, son perform autism for the lady please.
me suspecting every character in a murder mystery book and then saying "I knew it" once the murderer is revealed.
— 📖🎧 (@inkandseerah) April 20, 2026
forgive me karl marx for i have bought
— hunter (@3gpmh) April 20, 2026
The first woman to give birth to twins was probably like "???????????"
— Lyn🦋 (@_ayandamay) April 21, 2026
having an unemployed friend to text during work is essential, they’re the window of your prison cell
— Neet (@neet_sol) April 21, 2026
Je vous jure que c’est lui.
— Ultimes scories (@PanettonePazzo) April 23, 2026
Illustration parfaite du théorème Wauquiez : plus tu beugles contre l’assistanat plus tu te goinfres https://t.co/bLv8tybiDupic.twitter.com/8XSeyCQdkQ
