Today I woke up in a man’s bed and he was scratching my head and then I immediately threw up and also knocked a full glass of water on his laptop it was probably exactly how my cat feels everyday
— charlotte (@femaleuncle) February 1, 2026
“no means no” doesn't only apply to sex. it also applies when your friends say they don’t want to drink anymore, when they say they don’t feel comfortable with affection, when they say they don’t smoke weed. respecting people’s boundaries doesn’t only mean when it comes to sex https://t.co/KgaVjNvZ6y
— Yves ౨ৎ (@yvessirae) January 31, 2026
Women who cheat are hated more than men who rape https://t.co/iy4Eml9Cu2
— Yves ౨ৎ (@yvessirae) February 1, 2026
Just overheard my 55 year old dad tell my 58 year old aunt “don't tell mom”. So apparently that's a lifelong thing.
— staxxx🦅 (@papiwontmiss) January 30, 2026
Just because you grew up in a house with married parents doesn’t mean you saw a healthy relationship.
— Maryam (@hell_line0) January 31, 2026
my dad was so proud he discovered this "new technology" that allowed "amazing things" so i thought he was falling for AI shit.
— 𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲 (@peterokii) January 31, 2026
no
old man is playing with qr codes
My daughter likes to send my wife a voice note on the nights she’s working. Tonight she said “I wish I could come see you at work. But I can’t, because I’m a little child.”
— Philip Bunn (@PhilipDBunn) February 1, 2026
My daughter was surprisingly cut from her last volleyball club after the coaching staff changed.
— C.W. Harris (@cwharris773) January 31, 2026
How did she respond?
She tried out for a higher-level club and earned a spot.
They just played her old team.
They won 25-12, 25-18 and she played great!
She WANTED this match 😂.
my daughter was upset bc i took away her iPad and she was like "ugh! I bet when you were a kid, grandma let you have your iPad!" and I was like…bitch. grandma didn't even let me have my FEELINGS 😂😂
— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 (@Arealmfngl) February 2, 2026
I faked passed out & my 3 year old daughter didn't call 911.., she punched me in my face and yelled "you can't die right now that's ridiculous!" 😭😭😭
— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 (@Arealmfngl) January 31, 2026
