due to personal reasons i need more money
— Riċ (@ricblurs) October 6, 2026
Me and all the screenshots I'll never use: pic.twitter.com/ZDu3thsmXW
— 🎃Case🎃 (@Cactuscali19912) September 30, 2026
everybody makes pilates seem so girly girl pretty pink coquette aesthetic cutie pie and in reality its like training for the military
— miri (@mishtimere) September 29, 2026
Just cancelled my Netflix subscription. So if the boomers are right I should be able to buy a house by next week.
— Callum Lyon (@CallumLyon) September 29, 2026
sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue
— sammi. (@fxckjijjiforfun) October 5, 2026
When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item
— Shrimp Billionaire (@fentanylbrownie) October 5, 2026
9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime
— Yashaswi More (@itsyashi24) October 5, 2026
10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system
Now’s not the time iPhone pic.twitter.com/J06GOlN1RO
— sugamummy 🏋🏾♀️🎀🧚🏾♀️ (@ceraliza) October 5, 2026
As an adult, one of the hardest decisions you’ll ever make, is when to throw away the box after buying a new electrical appliance.
— Sheena (@sarky_sheena) October 4, 2026
me calling someone back and hoping they don't answer so i can use it as evidence that I tried pic.twitter.com/WGfIEh3kj3
— victoria (@wuraa_olaaa) October 6, 2026
