everybody makes pilates seem so girly girl pretty pink coquette aesthetic cutie pie and in reality its like training for the military
— miri (@mishtimere) September 29, 2026
Studying the mini map in case I get lost in the Minneapolis airport bathroom pic.twitter.com/IS9sxq6QDX
— waite (@coreywaite) September 29, 2026
got reprimanded for calling out sick so i went into work sick today and then i threw up at work and had to leave early
— alexa (@alexamazov) September 29, 2026
Best resume I've seen so far 😂 pic.twitter.com/aCBsoCOnuq
— Subhamoy (@neo_subhamoy) October 7, 2026
I should’ve gone to bed earlier literally every night of my life so far
— isabel (@isabawl) October 6, 2026
both losing and gaining weight suck because you have to buy new pants which is the worst thing that can happen to a person
— big dog you are mother i mean they (@finelylesberg) September 29, 2026
“Go on a vacation and recharge” my brother in Christ it takes 10 seconds back in the office to obliterate all that recharging.
— Harry (@h4ppyNomad) October 6, 2026
9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime
— Yashaswi More (@itsyashi24) October 5, 2026
10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system
I SAID YES!!!!!! 💍🥂🥳🎉 I asked myself if I wanted to grab an iced coffee and browse the bookstore.
— Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 (@Lilblack_heart) October 7, 2026
my dream job?? unemployed with a mysterious source of income
— 𓅓 (@ufw_Anomaly) October 4, 2026
