My daughter was surprisingly cut from her last volleyball club after the coaching staff changed.
— C.W. Harris (@cwharris773) January 31, 2026
How did she respond?
She tried out for a higher-level club and earned a spot.
They just played her old team.
They won 25-12, 25-18 and she played great!
She WANTED this match 😂.
my daughter was upset bc i took away her iPad and she was like "ugh! I bet when you were a kid, grandma let you have your iPad!" and I was like…bitch. grandma didn't even let me have my FEELINGS 😂😂
— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 (@Arealmfngl) February 2, 2026
I faked passed out & my 3 year old daughter didn't call 911.., she punched me in my face and yelled "you can't die right now that's ridiculous!" 😭😭😭
— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 (@Arealmfngl) January 31, 2026
whenever i order sugar free drinks i always mention im diabetic because im scared if i dont they will give me a full sugar drink accidentally pic.twitter.com/PWvsuzidcx
— saanjh 🔮 (@dontcrysaanjh) January 31, 2026
Did you know that if you wear your socks inside out, the entire universe is wearing your socks except you.
— maro (@ProofofMaro) January 27, 2026
Me at work pretending to be nice pic.twitter.com/VRdnqRV1H1
— Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) February 2, 2026
my therapist: you tend to pursue damaged people and try to fix them
— Sam (he/him) (@mushycrouton) February 1, 2026
me: that is what you do for a living
my therapist:
me:
my therapist:
me:
my therapist: ok listen here you little shit
this is how sports commentators sound when throwing out the most niche stat you’ve ever heard https://t.co/GS1PiaUN0S
— carm 🙂 (@bubblecarm) February 2, 2026
This is the last time I volunteer for a photo shoot without first asking what it’s for pic.twitter.com/ZXbkyc2xkF
— Dan Carney (@DanManCarney) February 2, 2026
la propagande de pas faire percer les lobes de sa fille ne fonctionnera jamais chez moi pardon
— 👩🏾🔬 (@zeuswrId) January 30, 2026
