le ventilateur de mon ordi quand je lance les sims pic.twitter.com/wsU3fP4bp2
— duc de kuchent (@qu_sch) November 7, 2020
a los sims https://t.co/KyuzPBogX3
— venus (@venusdrugs) August 21, 2020
Ce qui me manque dans les Sims c'est l'adrénaline quand t'allais dormir le soir parce que tu pouvais te faire cambrioler à tout moment et bagarrer avec le cambrioleur. Une époque.
— Scarlet Witch 🥦 (@kelyagl) April 1, 2021
I asked my year 1 classes
— George Pointon (@GeorgePointon_) June 25, 2021
'If you could time travel, where would you go?'
Here is my analysis
A THREAD
Alice – 'To after school'
— George Pointon (@GeorgePointon_) June 25, 2021
Straight off to a belter here. She could go anywhere. I mean literally wherever, whenever (said Shakira). But Alice has decided to use this omnipotence to move, 47 minutes into the future. I took it personally to be honest. My lessons aren't that bad.
Katie – 'So I can go to the park'
— George Pointon (@GeorgePointon_) June 25, 2021
There is a park literally outside the school, so, again, Katie also wants to use her power to travel 40 minutes ahead of time. I'm annoyed but I do appreciate and love the innocence of it. Why live more than today? Today is the best we have.
Jack – 'Back in time REALLY far'
— George Pointon (@GeorgePointon_) June 25, 2021
"Wow, how far back?". He thought hard. Harder than he'd ever thought before. "1999". Right so, just over 20 years ago. I asked Jack what would he do. He replied 'Nothing. Go swimming.' I hate to say it but, time travel is wasted on the young.
Toby – 'Meet my mum as a baby'
— George Pointon (@GeorgePointon_) June 25, 2021
Netflix. Amazon. The TV channel that shows repeats of Robot Wars. Everyone please form an orderly queue because that is best idea for a film, I've ever heard! What a sweet and personal trip. Could you even imagine meeting your parents as children?
Emma – 'Take medicine back to old times'
— George Pointon (@GeorgePointon_) June 25, 2021
Floremma Nightingale. Selfless and kind. She'd save so many lives. However…I'm not sure anyone would believe a 6 year old walking round with a polio vaccine. Would you? Also where does Emma drop those things off? Who does she speak to?
Mikey – 'Breakfast'
— George Pointon (@GeorgePointon_) June 25, 2021
Normally I use this platform to dismantle Mikey's answers. Not today. He is staying at his Nana's and she made Chocolate Chip Pancakes this morning with a banana milkshake. I can only agree with him. Forgot seeing Plato or The Beatles. Nans pancakes please.