i like how the U.S. soccer team is the only one people ever specify as the *men’s* because the U.S. women’s team is a hydrogen bomb while the men’s is a coughing baby
— 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 (@hellspatisserie) June 29, 2026
I told my cat, “If the soup starts boiling, let me know.”
— ♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 (@fw_naetoblaq) June 28, 2026
Five minutes later she came over and started yelling at me.
The soup was boiling.
I’m not saying my cat understood me, but I am saying I’m a little afraid of her now.
Just a momma and her baby frolicking in the stream.
— Bobbi (@kittenaround_51) June 26, 2026
I often wonder if they have memories like we do since they do remember people and places. pic.twitter.com/acbd5xoSCa
I am absolutely DISGUSTED that they put this in the new Toy Story 5 film.
— Seth (@fiercepatricks) June 27, 2026
Why do they keep shoving the heterosexual lifestyle down our throats and exposing our children to this agenda?
Can't kids just watch a movie without being forced to see straight couples everywhere?
I know… pic.twitter.com/z3fyT6r3mr
Ptdr, Amandine ? pic.twitter.com/h8kzoLzfy9
— Madame Clairon (@Madame_Clairon) July 2, 2026
— Deuslepadre (@Deus_le_Padre) July 1, 2026
I only realised why Ray-Bans are called ray bans. I'm 40.
— Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) July 2, 2026
– On va quitter Paris, les gens se baignent dans nos toilettes et on se fait asperger par un gamin avec un pistolet à eau, c’est du grand n’importe quoi cette ville pic.twitter.com/VW4zeEjSF2
— Nini_MacBright (@Nini_MacBright) July 2, 2026
🚨 FLOPOU! OMS declara o FIM do surto de hantavírus vinculado ao cruzeiro que partiu da Argentina. pic.twitter.com/BAZrlF277W
— POPTime (@poptime) July 2, 2026
https://t.co/oQNazSpgcppic.twitter.com/DTtTdvXMHC
— Illuminati Reptilien (@IllumiReptilien) July 2, 2026
