The phrase, “Don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.
— Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) April 25, 2026
confession: after being vegan for two years i am just now learning that pesto has parmesan in it
— just matt (@questionableway) April 25, 2026
Smelling weed outside is like hearing your name… I gotta locate the source 😭
— 𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ (@stit57881) April 24, 2026
are you fucking kidding me pic.twitter.com/qyTli6599Z
— i like food (@messedupfoods) April 24, 2026
que deux mecs se battent pour moi voilà #dslhttps://t.co/psn1B5hMHH
— s (@maozedingue) April 29, 2026
Qu'une meuf me jette son verre à la figure en terrasse et qu'elle parte furieuse parce que je lui ai avoué mon infidélité https://t.co/7jfg71TOx6
— WWW.Nika.fr (@WWW_NIKA_FR) April 29, 2026
Dire je t’aime à une strip-teaseuse https://t.co/U0g15l7rmU
— Lincoln (@ovocare19) April 29, 2026
m’évanouir, j’ai jamais fais https://t.co/SvZYdafVkr
— ti chabin 972 rpzt (@thewoorstt) April 28, 2026
Faire un go fast https://t.co/KQlwm61042
— 𝐂’ (@100remords_) April 29, 2026
gifler qqn en public https://t.co/Y0ITh9C8Go
— may trapst☆r (@voleuse2maris) April 29, 2026
