If you think you’ve had a bad day, my 9 year old came home from school with a trumpet.

— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) April 23, 2026

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

— ali (@probablyalissa) April 23, 2026

there is a kid at a neighbouring school called sid seven. wish him the best, last year mustve been hell

— Chocsise (@chocsise) April 24, 2026

It’s interesting growing up and realizing that most adults are not very bright. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t know that the situation was this serious.

— ✞ (@justin5star) April 24, 2026

Sorry I’m late I had to give my cat a million forehead kisses

— L (@Ann_Hedonia1) April 23, 2026

How many animals did humans have to try and ride before we found out horses were cool with it?

— Jum (@JesterJum) April 23, 2026

searching frantically for my phone in the dark at 4:30am. calling it didn't yield any noise. eventually I realized I must leave for my flight without it, and picked up my cat to say goodbye. the phone was under the cat and he's fat enough to muffle the sound

— Adriana Porter Felt (@__apf__) April 24, 2026

I do not have a cat. I’ve never had a cat, and yet this cat came by randomly (no idea where from) and came into my house. Do I now have a cat? Is that how it works? pic.twitter.com/nTT6wSgNMQ

— Sara Mary ⭐❤️ (@saniyafatma1278) April 25, 2026

does my dog think my foot is like an extra hand when im petting him with it or does he think its like insanely disrespectful

— feefee (@fawnpilled__) April 25, 2026

bro why is my cat trying to gaslight me into thinking he hasn't eaten

— dior ✞ (@deeore5) April 25, 2026