Anti-working class article. Take a shit on the clock. https://t.co/V4QawhTzmc
— David (@dqveed) April 25, 2026
Your salary is just your company's monthly subscription of you
— 💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 (@Demo4fhs) April 26, 2026
when your resume is so good that recruiters have been reading it for 6 months pic.twitter.com/QSfogZ58s8
— ⋆ (@lowkeyalbert) April 28, 2026
every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
— avie (@cuntadelic) April 23, 2026
starting to run in your 30’s is a great way to meet new people. today i met two paramedics, one nurse and almost God.
— katyakay (@katyakayy) April 24, 2026
you’ll be at the lowest point of ya life and someone gon say “go to the gym” brother fuck you and the gym
— lalo (@haywanklb) April 24, 2026
my secret talent is having several internal monologues that all disagree with each other
— 𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 (@bIoodFr4ak) April 23, 2026
the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.
— femiiiiii. (@femiiiszn) April 25, 2026
Having to poop right after showering is disappointing in and of itself but the betrayal by your body knowing the whole time and saying nothing is what really hurts.
— 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@SundaeDivine) April 25, 2026
My parents have this little knot hole in their kitchen counter, and my three-year-old uses it to hold important things. 🥹
— Mrs. Gore (@MrsGoresDiary) April 25, 2026
Kills us! pic.twitter.com/ScmsRud1hu
