life goin downhill but we ball pic.twitter.com/PdrzxTPmPe
— horse (@horsetwting) April 6, 2026
they don’t know i have 3 draw 4s pic.twitter.com/3272Al5LlI
— cow (@cowincrisis) April 29, 2026
ketchup isn’t available… what are you putting on this? pic.twitter.com/n4bbENasm8
— cow (@cowincrisis) April 9, 2026
sometimes i moo for no reason. sometimes there is a reason. you’ll never know.
— cow (@cowincrisis) April 6, 2026
the grass is literally greener on the other side i can fucking see it pic.twitter.com/DD70UidD8P
— cow (@cowincrisis) March 27, 2026
they’ll do this to humans next btw https://t.co/DOzP3kTwAt
— cow (@cowincrisis) March 24, 2026
Google will do shit like this then sell your entire personal data for 4bucks to Ad compagnies https://t.co/HoNStF5e5C
— FriendlyFrench Boi (@FrenlyFrenchBoi) April 28, 2026
Sorry, I’m not free this weekend. On Friday night, I’m busy recovering from the 5 day work week. Saturday is only 45 minutes long, and on Sunday, I’m totally tied up with a series of panic attacks because Monday is literally 30 minutes away.
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) April 24, 2026
Everything is urgent in the corporate world except recognition and salary raise.
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) April 27, 2026
My coworker and I were talking about capitalism, and he said, “The Earth is a resort for like 500 rich people, and the rest of us are just the staff.” Now I can’t unsee it.
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) April 24, 2026
