i like how the U.S. soccer team is the only one people ever specify as the *men’s* because the U.S. women’s team is a hydrogen bomb while the men’s is a coughing baby
— 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 (@hellspatisserie) June 29, 2026
Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.
— Deniis🪐 (@ALEXAGY0) June 26, 2026
Republicans will look you dead in the eye and say this is bad. https://t.co/JjM340NRsP
— Adam Mockler (@adammocklerr) June 28, 2026
My parents launching me into adulthood after overprotecting me my whole life pic.twitter.com/1TZSaB6tRV
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) June 29, 2026
The Adolph effect is happening https://t.co/PdTkFG94Pv
— ShitlibSupreme 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 (@ShitlibSupreme) June 28, 2026
This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time. https://t.co/M2WfxiQBQi
— Al Smizzle (@AlZeidenfeld) June 27, 2026
“They are stealing our jobs.”
— ً (@omgsidewalks) June 28, 2026
Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.
I think this slogan sounded better in their head. pic.twitter.com/rPZ1GPOkwT
— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) June 28, 2026
Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking
— nat (@swantail) June 27, 2026
i swear my consequences don't even have actions
— 323 (@Ggod323) June 27, 2026
