Before I die, I’m going to eat a bag of unpopped popcorn.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) February 12, 2026
That should make the cremation a little more interesting.
My grief counsellor died.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) February 9, 2026
He was so good, I don’t even care.
arachnophobia?? dawg who cares if 2 spiders get married it doesn't affect u
— soup🍓 (@thrluv) February 8, 2026
Yesterday, while I was cooking dinner, my son said,
— SweetMarie (@Oceanbreeze473) February 8, 2026
"One day, I'll help you with bills, shopping, and expenses."
My eyes teared up.
He'll be 32 next month.
I love in French the way you say AI is backwards so you say IA and it’s pronounced like ee ahh. Ee ahh. EE AHH. EEEEAHHHHHH
— shﾑn (@preset_2m3) February 12, 2026
Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer.. Yes, that food may be colder but it still deserves to be seen
— Harrison Weinreb (@harriweinreb) February 12, 2026
this may sound crazy but you need to get these into as many baskets as possible https://t.co/BpbfjzLJBk
— UwUTangClan (@Executivejeff1) February 10, 2026
post-shower poop is a form of self harm
— cat scratch boggle 🏳️⚧️ (@csboggle) February 9, 2026
Si même les bretons en ont marre qu’il pleuve, c’est vraiment que la situation est grave
— Nini_MacBright (@Nini_MacBright) February 11, 2026
Tu te fais choper avec du cannabis et les 3/4 des postes de la fonction publique d’État deviennent inaccessibles.
— Keus 🇲🇫 (@keuslefou) February 12, 2026
Par contre un candidat à la présidentielle sous bracelet électronique, ça choque personne.
Ne changez rien, surtout. https://t.co/x1hWngjTbv
