HOT TAKE: There should also be an Autumn Olympics with events like conkers, leaf-kicking, and tasting delicious soups.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) February 11, 2026
my favorite olympic event is the speed skating where they skate in a comically small circle and everyone looney tune crashes and only one person is standing at the end
— big content guy (@bigcontentguy) February 12, 2026
summer olympics: look at this teenager run really fast
— jean’s glucose monitor (@mirrenelle) February 8, 2026
winter olympics: look at this 41 year old mother of three do a backflip off the side of a mountain
There’s not 1 Valentine’s Day where I was in a relationship. pic.twitter.com/C1Iw7sObUg
— 🌸 (@PinketteXO) February 12, 2026
Happy Valentine’s Day to those of you who had to walk away from someone you loved because they weren’t good for you.
— Libriscent (@libriscent) February 12, 2026
my boyfriend told me that when we started talking he saw i tweeted about how i'd fall in love when i met a man who didn't use 3-in-1 shampoo, so he went to the store THAT night to buy shampoo and conditioner bc "he didn't want to risk it" Imaooo
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) February 7, 2026
My dad is mad at my mom rn and we just asked her what's for dinner and she said “l usually make spaghetti when we're arguing because he hates it” lol
— staxxx🦅 (@papiwontmiss) February 7, 2026
i have a boyfriend who leaves for work before i wake up. so every morning, he sends me a voice note while he’s walking to his car, just talking about his day ahead and reminding me to eat and drink water. he says it helps him feel like i’m still part of his morning, even when i’m…
— ✧ (@cessonmute) February 8, 2026
i saw PAST LIVES on a first date in theaters
— george (@georgiem2000) February 7, 2026
it was during a storm, and halfway through the power shut out, screen dark. mid blackout she whispers “now kiss me,” and we kissed till power was back. probably the most romantic moment of my life.
she ghosted me a week later! https://t.co/vnHDivPJKz
some boy just walked up to me in art and said "really beautiful" and i thought he was talking about my art so i said "thanks i'm almost finished" and he said "oh no i was talking about you" WHAT THE FUCK🥺🥺
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) February 8, 2026
