If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what was wrong with it.
— Books Behind Borders (@MHTruthUltra) May 3, 2026
When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.
Curse the person who put the back pain Relief on the bottom shelf: pic.twitter.com/g8Heji6xRY
— Happy Captain (@EODHappyCaptain) May 6, 2026
being around ur parents is like damn i’m emotionally traumatized but i’m eating so good rn
— COCO (@TWOTIMESABITCH) May 1, 2026
big fan of how they described the measurements here https://t.co/CFwBx1A0L3
— Touya! ★ (@Touyarokii) May 7, 2026
I'm begging the internet to stop showing me 5 to 9 morning routines where someone drinks structured water, journals for an hour, and does ice plunges before sunrise. My morning routine is hitting snooze until the fear of homelessness physically drags me out of bed.
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) May 3, 2026
having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve
— Kayla (@luv2read13) May 2, 2026
My shoulders are too bony for someone to rest their head on. They're like anti-homeless architecture
— Mark (@AgingRanchHand) May 1, 2026
📢 17h30, Les moutons sont en divagation. La circulation reste très ralentie.
— TER Nancy-Metz-Lux (@TERNancyMetzLux) May 7, 2026
Les retards s'élèvent à 60mn.
Vue de la cabine du conducteur 📸 https://t.co/MtFjU3e6Frpic.twitter.com/uRlTWxQ0lh
Wow a ce stade faut juste rigoler https://t.co/jgf4m6Q4UA
— ✝️🚂🚩 (@RayonnanteGaga) May 7, 2026
Régulateur, y a 1 mouton, 2 mouton, 3 mouton, 4 bouton, 5 bouron ,6 RFFLLLL, Rooooonnfllllll https://t.co/d5L8A20z1c
— BB27000 (@BB27000) May 7, 2026
