the Beatles are a band where three guys have the world’s most normal names and one guy has a name you absolutely never hear and somehow he’s not even the main guy
— Michael Guy Bowman (@mguybowman) May 3, 2026
robert pattinson vs robert pattinson vs robert pattinson is gonna go crazy https://t.co/ZMU5dKEsVu
— annie 🫀 (@coryofilms) May 2, 2026
i will also not be attending the met gala this year in solidarity with zendaya btw https://t.co/AOdAnz2NvE
— chefkids (@girlflopping) May 1, 2026
If abortion is illegal because "life begins at conception," then child support should start at conception too, right? Weird how that never comes up
— Maryam (@hell_line0) May 3, 2026
Some “pro-life” dude said to me “your mom should’ve aborted you” then I said “so you agree that she should have had that choice available to her?”
— jessica 🍉 (@ItsMrsRabbitToU) May 4, 2026
Then he blocked me lol 🤷🏼♀️
Normalise calling disinformation by its traditional name:
— Neil Stone (@DrNeilStone) April 27, 2026
Lies.
i hate when the washing machine is on the scary part
— soup🍓 (@thrluv) May 1, 2026
I am lucky enough to have a 4 day work week. My boss doesn't know but that's not important
— 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. (@im_all_id) May 1, 2026
Bowling is funny because I do it once every 2 years while I’m shitfaced and I still roll a few strikes. I shouldn’t be able to do the best move in your sport accidentally.
— 𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 (@MoMohler) May 2, 2026
“people you may know"& it's someone i would set on fire
— 22gunner (@Gnar1104) May 1, 2026
