I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons
— masha (@masha_slp) May 3, 2026
I would like to be a cat because it must be nice to create chaos and still be everyone's favorite.
— We don't deserve cats 😺 (@catsareblessing) May 3, 2026
I would reschedule my own wedding to spend my cat’s final day with her. https://t.co/XblaWdO9cH
— Professor Pingosaurus (@Pingosaurus) May 3, 2026
I came out of the bathroom in a shower cap so she didn’t know who I was pic.twitter.com/ieLuC3s7el
— Black cats are not bad luck (@visualscat) May 3, 2026
i admire how when babies dont want to hold something anymore they just drop it
— Joshwelt (@weltszzn) May 1, 2026
My 3 yo has been asking me why his baby sister has legs if she can’t walk
— Elizabeth (@beefington420) May 2, 2026
ive been informed one of the times i was blackout drunk a dude tried to hit on me and asked if he could buy me a drink to which i replied "i dont drink" before sipping on my moscow mule
— female sheldon cooper ⚢ (@Z33Queen) May 2, 2026
just overheard this guy at the bar tell a girl she had a nice ass and she said
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) May 4, 2026
"thanks i keep poop in it" lol she's my new hero
Got into an argument with my girlfriend and she locked my glasses😒😒 pic.twitter.com/WKhBbgCPta
— sirhighbreed (@sirhighbreed) April 30, 2026
Please pray for my husband, he got stung by a bee in the forehead. He’s in the hospital now, his face all swollen and bruised.
— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) May 3, 2026
He almost died.
Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.
