the boyfriend has shaved his entire beard and moustache right before valentine’s day and now this man who is in his 30s looks like a 20 year old, lord save me
— spicy alien (@cinematicnoodle) February 13, 2026
the tapas restaurant was giving out a rose to each couple but offered us (lesbians) both a rose, which begs the question – if straight couples get one rose (for one woman) and lesbians get two roses (for two women), how many roses does a gay male couple get? pic.twitter.com/bbluq6C7Ri
— sissy sub richard nixon (@nixmao) February 14, 2026
fiance blew me a kiss across the gym, random buff 50 year old man thought it was directed toward him. he solemnly blew him a kiss back.
— emily may (@emilykmay) February 13, 2026
Today, I saw 2 teenagers kissing in the park
— 𝐊𝐨𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭!𝟎𝐧_👑🚩 (@bholination) February 14, 2026
It reminded me of my teenage days, when I used to see other teenagers kissing in the park
My coworker is divorcing her husband of TWENTY TWO YEARS after finding out he cheated on her for almost three months and everyone keeps asking her if she’s going to throw away their life together bc of three months and she always replies with “I didn’t throw away the life, he…
— Maryam (@hell_line0) February 12, 2026
My niece asked me to unlock my phone so she could watch cartoon on my phone, I didn't answer her, next thing she took my phone out of the room and I was looking for her. Just guess where I found this babe? In front of our family portrait, trying to unlock my phone with my…
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) February 12, 2026
When you're home alone with the triplets and your wife asks you for an update. pic.twitter.com/gXsG52PTPa
— Restoring Your Faith in Humanity (@HumanityChad) February 13, 2026
My youngest son announced this morning that he conducted a “diabolical experiment” last night.
— Sam Brown (@SamBrownUSA) February 13, 2026
He pulled a loose tooth and placed it under his pillow without announcing it to a soul.
His test proved the tooth fairy isn’t real and I’ve now been exposed as a liar. 😬
My son was listening to some deep-cut 90's rap and I walked into his room and started singing along and when I tell you how badly it ruined his day that his old white mom was hip to his new obscure musical discovery . . . the annoyance was spiritual.
— Kristen Howerton (@kristenhowerton) February 13, 2026
😂😭😭. My son has autism.. his sister had a friend over that we haven’t met and my son goes” mom there’s a new character in the living room “😭😂😂
— TITTY (@Iammonique05) February 14, 2026
