Where's the husband on this poster? He didn't know he was married? https://t.co/F9JUKEaTqC
— 💗 (@ma1ybe) February 17, 2026
J’ai frappé un homme qui m’avait touché les fesses dans le RER. Quand j’ai raconté ca à ma mère et ma grand mère, j’ai jamais vu autant de fierté dans leurs yeux #JaiAiméhttps://t.co/ymUOU19zFu
— chlo supremacy! (@kntzvk) February 17, 2026
Living room remote disappeared for two days. Half-jokingly asked our 3-year-old if she knew where it was.
— David Ubben (@davidubben) February 14, 2026
She said yes. She tucked it in a backpack in the closet of the guest bedroom. Went and showed us.
Good times.
when i was around 5 i asked my mom why "some ppl are different colors" and she said "because god wanted lots of flavours" and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say bc for the next 3 years i thought god ate ppl when they died 😭
— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 (@Arealmfngl) February 15, 2026
A few months ago my 4yo got in the car after school and said “I’m the king of numbers” and I had kind of forgotten about it but today we were at a birthday party & one of the dads said “hey did you know all the kids in class calls your son the ‘king of numbers’ ?????????
— Jamie (@spacej_me) February 15, 2026
My mom took her dog to the vet. She was told he needed to live as stress free as possible. He literally lives with 2 people in their 60s, eats homemade food and sleeps in their bed. What the hell is he stressed about?
— marilyn m (@MissMarilyn1M) February 14, 2026
So my sister bought her dog a new ball for Christmas 🤣 pic.twitter.com/Vv2vzcnDOj
— lexie (@lexielonge) February 14, 2026
he doesn't know he's getting his balls chopped off in 6 hours pic.twitter.com/n3bW07SqJ6
— nic (@dietxcokewhore) February 15, 2026
i feel that anyone that wishes to be a parent should own a cat first so they learn what it's like to truly love unconditionally & expect absolutely nothing back in return
— dushmanoevsky (@chonkychihuahua) February 14, 2026
just remembered when i ordered a sweater off Nasty Gal and this happened pic.twitter.com/BRVLD8i4U4
— claudia (@idkcloudy) February 13, 2026
