there’s people from 95% white areas saying they’re tired of immigrants 😭 who are you even mad at
— suri (@suricidal) May 8, 2026
If gay people can't get married because it goes against your religion, then you can't have cookies because i'm on a diet.
— Seth (@fiercepatricks) May 9, 2026
Someone said “I’m an adult in the way a tomato is a fruit” and I felt that on a spiritual level.
— Lyn🦋 (@_ayandamay) May 8, 2026
We stopped saying "it’s Photoshop" and started saying "it’s AI"
— Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov) May 7, 2026
End of an era. Photoshop, thanks for the memories .
Social media killed the need for a high school reunion. I already seen your kids faces and yes I'm aware Jay went back to jail
— Lyn🦋 (@_ayandamay) May 8, 2026
Does anyone else spend the entire modern movie turning the volume up and down because there is zero sound consistency in movies anymore?
— Bella (@BellaBaddie__) May 8, 2026
You wanna know a big reason why people don’t dance at parties anymore? Bc y’all record everything 😂
— Lyn🦋 (@_ayandamay) May 9, 2026
It’s actually insane that people used to casually receive a giant book with everyone’s home address and phone number in it. 😭
— marie (@astou_jolie) May 11, 2026
Sometimes when my mum is really well behaved I reward her with a little inside of my personal life
— ilymjsyk (@g4na_xo) May 7, 2026
My sister has identical twins
— Illusions and Glow ✨ (@miss__hooper) May 6, 2026
She’s so tired this evening and I’m on the phone with her and one of them is bothering her and she went like “Nathan… or Ethan… or whoever you are…”
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