Explaining lettuce to an American: pic.twitter.com/1wOw4BuEjd

— Fail Father of Four (@rulesdisobeyer) May 19, 2026

Thank you I will adjust accordingly https://t.co/xQfY6dq7QQ

— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) May 14, 2026

very real because sometimes you do just randomly have to hold your titty https://t.co/Uhj3AeywNM

— jean’s glucose monitor (@mirrenelle) May 14, 2026

the idea that my house might smell bad and i’m just nose blind to it because i live there is honestly terrifying.

— Freyy (@Freyy_is) May 15, 2026

“If all your friends jump off a cliff would you do it too” if they did it without me I’d actually be really upset, like how did you plan this? Is there a group chat without me? I could have brought snack for the experience or something idk

— Nic ⭐️ (@nchls_b) May 16, 2026

haaate that couch sleepy does not transter to bed sleepy……..

— 𝓐 ⭑ (@ayojoestar) May 16, 2026

I could never write a suicide note I’d try to make it funny

— pratham (@prath4m) May 16, 2026

"He turned the volume up because he can't hear the dialogue. Now make the action scenes as loud as possible." pic.twitter.com/zgLIqZD7JH

— CinemaCopa (@CopaExMachina) May 16, 2026

My curtains seeing me wash the bed sheets every week pic.twitter.com/io4SX55OTX

— underrated (@Nestroytimo) May 12, 2026

Been limiting my showers to 1 minute to save more water for the data centers.

— Greg Mushen (@gregmushen) May 20, 2026