what in the black mirror episode is this https://t.co/Swyv01rpaQ
— Ansem (@blknoiz06) May 25, 2026
she looks like she also just discovered it https://t.co/OGS8GysoTW
— 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴☠️ (@c0mmandderr) May 24, 2026
I’ve seen this new therapist 4 times and every time we talk about my dog dying. Today I said we were looking for a new dog and she asked if I’ve had a dog before. Should I find a new therapist
— naomi (@lachancenaomi27) May 22, 2026
do british people still do the accent when nobody's around?
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) May 22, 2026
omgg i went into the office today for a surprise party for my boss, but he was like "you never come in unless there's food or a party so i knew something was up when i saw you this morning" 🗿🗿🗿
— Welonz @ 🦋 (@Welonz) May 25, 2026
I can't go swimming because it is never more than an hour since I've last eaten.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) May 27, 2026
Just saw a guy and a girl kissing outside the bar and as he walked back to his bicycle she goes, “you promise you’ll break up with her today? You better.” Summer is SO BACK!!!!
— Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 (@coldgorlfever) May 24, 2026
Capitalism is so good that it has only existed for 0.00000011% of the Earth's life, yet in that time it has helped push the planet toward a mass extinction event.
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) May 26, 2026
Lancement d’une cagnotte en soutien à Jean Messiha dont j’encaisserais l’intégralité des bénéfices
— German Swinger (@germanswinger75) May 28, 2026
– j’ai pas vu qu’on m’a versé 42 000€
— Lady Oscar (@Milady__Oscar) May 28, 2026
– j’ai pas chercher à contacter les familles sur les 2 ans qui ont suivi la clôture de la cagnotte
– j’ai ignoré leurs messages quand elles m’ont contacté
– je vais leur filer les ronds maintenant que c’est public
– je suis INNOCEEEEEEEEENT https://t.co/HnAemZaJ32
