"you can't control your kids in public"
— 𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ (@Laura_arma_ni) May 24, 2026
how my mom controlled me in public: pic.twitter.com/iSpiVu406Q
when i was a teen my younger sister overheard my mom giving me the sex talk telling me to wait for marriage. my sister then reminded her we were in our parents wedding photos. both parents were silent for two days 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
— mrs. glock 🩵 (@mylovedes_1) May 25, 2026
bryce harper with the most abominable toothpaste application i've ever seen pic.twitter.com/9tIVbyt6pU
— leif✨ (@yanksphiIs) May 25, 2026
Never once in my 27 years of living did I even consider this as an option https://t.co/ZSqdGURg2f
— dhwani (@dhwanisaraiya_) May 25, 2026
Whatever you thought he was gonna do I promise it’s worse https://t.co/fBlO8MPVkE
— IcyVert (@IcyVert) May 25, 2026
Love when low-budget movies that clearly didn't obtain permits film in a public space and you see someone in the background looking like this pic.twitter.com/nhwASuojbp
— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) May 22, 2026
This might be an insensitive thing to say but why didn’t LEGO Bruce Wayne just rebuild his parents?
— The Green Kasey 🎃 (@RawbertBeef) May 23, 2026
she look like they just told her https://t.co/uBwq6uBETf
— moose 🐦🔥 (@usermooseontwt) May 23, 2026
Reporter: “would you like to change into your uniform first before we take pic-“
— Will (@Matarael) May 24, 2026
Cops in perfect unison: “NOPE” https://t.co/I6ngxaLk5N
When your gargoyle is thirsty https://t.co/0MM6zhNYPa
— Waltjan (@Waltjan9) May 24, 2026
