The odds are low but they are never zero… https://t.co/ajLoDgBgAn
— Santiago Capital (@SantiagoAuFund) May 27, 2026
Guns don’t kill people, dogs kill people. https://t.co/apRgodJ3lp
— Gerald Morgan Jr (@GmorganJr) May 27, 2026
my bad https://t.co/LW5EXU4Bgj
— dog (@adogtwting) May 26, 2026
mind your own fucking business https://t.co/WppIB1A7u9
— giraffe (@neckincrisis) May 26, 2026
mind your business bruh https://t.co/EJ6qo1NFqF
— capybara ꕤ (@capyincrisis) May 26, 2026
IT WAS FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE MATTY https://t.co/CVlUkbqOKU
— dog (@adogtwting) May 26, 2026
no one is less suicidal than a guy who just told you he’ll kill himself if you leave him
— tasha (@natashaunlocked) May 23, 2026
It's completely normal to dislike any man for no reason https://t.co/a3UkVQBzdd
— 🐻❄️ (@despusssy) May 22, 2026
That’s not creepy. That’s goals. https://t.co/Yp7Tfgk63x
— 💗 (@ma1ybe) May 20, 2026
Women gain weight and their boobs/butt get big.
— Mateo 2 (@yakncheese) May 25, 2026
Men gain weight and our cocks disappear.
