He’s typing in a search bar, quick show him the search option he’s looking for.
— Pay Roll Manager Here (@UsingLyft) May 22, 2026
Perfect. He typed the next letter that is also the next letter in the option we just showed him so take that option away and show him an option that doesn’t match at all pic.twitter.com/tEJxSTwtt6
“he just got in bed.”
— Ayômîde 🧢 (@Haryormdey4u) May 24, 2026
make him wonder if he locked the front door. pic.twitter.com/3rSTiVDpKp
His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week pic.twitter.com/0QMj1MXsbu
— Jordanreviewsittt (@jordanreviewsit) May 26, 2026
“he finally gets enough courage to flirt.”
— Ayômîde 🧢 (@Haryormdey4u) May 26, 2026
Make him say ‘you too’ when the waitress says enjoy your meal. pic.twitter.com/YxeFZdbGWw
"password is too weak" ok have you seen my country's democracy
— trash jones (@jzux) May 22, 2026
White House: "President Trump remains in excellent health." pic.twitter.com/xRWSXlD2dV
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) May 26, 2026
I hate to admit this but Trump was right.
— Captain Obvious™️ (@TheFungi669) May 26, 2026
He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.
I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.
Law professors reading about this case after struggling for weeks to come up with a final exam question. https://t.co/QsZEwnoXO0pic.twitter.com/5hQPZkK0RD
— Ajit Pai (@AjitPai) May 27, 2026
Mf was like https://t.co/PtKfLNwXLlpic.twitter.com/N0zNmUfTQ3
— Ichigo Niggasake (@SomaKazima2) May 27, 2026
A mugshot of the suspect has just been released to the public https://t.co/iSg3WDq2Vxpic.twitter.com/JWvdIOhDAE
— Barry (@BarryOnHere) May 27, 2026
