Le pré-sperme, c’est tellement excitant. Genre, tu me veux tellement que ta queue fuit d’impatience ? Trop mignon.
— M ✩ (@iriisxp) September 13, 2026
i will swallow his nut, let him spit in my mouth. but god forbid theres a tomato on my burger
— honey (@midnightcandyxx) September 13, 2026
todo o sangue que deixa a pica dura passou pelo coração primeiro ou seja todo pau duro é apaixonado
— inceltonmello123 (@dogstoievsk) September 10, 2026
doucement les filles pas toutes à la fois https://t.co/V1c9cJKa8Apic.twitter.com/apdeUdZNpK
— brr brr patajuif (@alloselem_) September 16, 2026
did this once and i had the bottom push it out onto a pan so i can make him eggs in the morning. it’s the little things ❤️ https://t.co/b3KYSuUBDX
— ozzy (@ozzerrozzer) September 14, 2026
The perfect solution for anyone who is always losing their keys! pic.twitter.com/7ow4cJBEDm
— Bitchcoin (@missbitchcoin) September 16, 2026
Her: You better not cum quick, wait! did you cum already?!!
— PINCHE TACO LOK0 💀💀 (@Nand076) September 15, 2026
Me: pic.twitter.com/WxXovuI8Hj
Au moins eux on les rappelle 😢 pic.twitter.com/3VLyfjh7Ne
— Freud_is_alive (@Freud_is_alive) September 15, 2026
Un jour jai volontairement laissé ma veste dans la voiture d'un mec pour le revoir et depuis j'ai plus de veste.
— Delphine (@grandebougie) September 14, 2026
my penis is like a compass it always points in the direction of my lover
— ۟ (@goonercidal) September 13, 2026
