"where do you see yourself in the next 5 years" bro im just tryna get to tomorrow
— 𝟮𝟭.(@Big_tagg) July 14, 2025
if marx was born today he would be a baby
— Caio (@SuperCaioWorld) July 14, 2025
When your mom no longer books your doctors appointments so you have to just ignore the symptoms and hope you don’t die pic.twitter.com/NWEz78mcPu
— autist (@litteralyme0_) July 15, 2025
imagine eating a grape the size of your whole body. what a luxury https://t.co/wnTqSedCAy
— jay ✰ (@jayythewave) July 14, 2025
imagine watching him walk back to the cockpit if she said no
— Austine (@theereal_one) July 16, 2025https://t.co/6oqOua9MGB
Me and the password I made when I was 12 https://t.co/kgDTbOnGGe
— autist (@litteralyme0_) July 17, 2025
https://t.co/Pr70r14j5Kpic.twitter.com/cDETOrhj5H
— Emma Szewczak (@EmmaSzewczak) July 17, 2025
because they know the kids will eventually go home https://t.co/dBwSZYVNeR
— ηιүα ♛ (@niy2pretty) July 14, 2025
There’s an employee base that hates both of these people with a passion and they’re having the best day of their lives right now https://t.co/7RtdEc9hIn
— smokin mids level exception (@dasportsgenius) July 17, 2025
That one coworker at Astronomer who always knew something was going on but never had proof until the Coldplay clip came out. pic.twitter.com/5L14D7YyDd
— Jay (@jaybronious) July 17, 2025
