Mais tu trouves les prof et soignants trop payé faut savoir
— flajolet (@sabpro06) March 26, 2026
i once ghosted a guy i genuinely liked cus he made me a playlist and every single song on it was ass
— isa (@cutehotsexycool) March 21, 2026
Bro added "currently" as if he's gonna catchup 😭😭 https://t.co/KEV04F4jsC
— SK (@Djoko_UTD) March 21, 2026
how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there's just this muffled SCREAMING coming from her stomach
— Jett 🜲 (@iky_fwjett) March 21, 2026
There’s like maybe a maximum of 8 jobs where I understand what the job is. Shopkeeper. Farmer. Teacher of some kind. Priest. Novelist. Journalist. Private detective. Chef. That’s it. What is a data engineer. I don’t know.
— Susannah Black Roberts (@suzania) March 22, 2026
This man I work with is a single dad with a 15 year old daughter who's recently turned vegan, and every time I see him he asks me what I'm having for lunch that day and writes it down for her if he thinks it's something she'd like my heart
— 6ɪx✦ (@ok6ixx) March 21, 2026
most unnecessary arrow https://t.co/KBVoxotTRM
— Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) March 21, 2026
My body at 2 am: let's wake him up for no reason
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) March 22, 2026
My body 10 mins before alarm: let's make him feel more comfortable than he's ever felt in his life.
There’s a couple breaking up so loudly on the sidewalk in front of my house! He said WHO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO YOUR SISTER’S WEDDING NEXT WEEKEND? She said MOZZARELLA STICKS! Which is a valid and devastating blow.
— sugamummy 🧚🏽♀️ (@ceraliza) March 21, 2026
If the son isn't named Michael C. Jordan, I'm going to be very disappointed. https://t.co/y91VijwFiS
— 𝓟𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓼𝓮 🏂 (@tufpraise) March 21, 2026
