most unnecessary arrow https://t.co/KBVoxotTRM
— Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) March 21, 2026
"If you tax billionaires you won't have billionaires anymore."
— BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) March 20, 2026
Threatening us with a good time, again.
Bro added "currently" as if he's gonna catchup 😭😭 https://t.co/KEV04F4jsC
— SK (@Djoko_UTD) March 21, 2026
As someone who eats yogurt everyday, but has no interest in living a long life, I’m lowkey pissed https://t.co/AS6AilRCCy
— popular loner🚶🏼♀️🤷♀️ (@milkyy_tweets) March 20, 2026
i once ghosted a guy i genuinely liked cus he made me a playlist and every single song on it was ass
— isa (@cutehotsexycool) March 21, 2026
trying to find the balance between becoming more politically informed and not killing myself
— TK🍉| commissions closed (@CrazySadAzn) March 20, 2026
If the son isn't named Michael C. Jordan, I'm going to be very disappointed. https://t.co/y91VijwFiS
— 𝓟𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓼𝓮 🏂 (@tufpraise) March 21, 2026
There’s like maybe a maximum of 8 jobs where I understand what the job is. Shopkeeper. Farmer. Teacher of some kind. Priest. Novelist. Journalist. Private detective. Chef. That’s it. What is a data engineer. I don’t know.
— Susannah Black Roberts (@suzania) March 22, 2026
how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there's just this muffled SCREAMING coming from her stomach
— Jett 🜲 (@iky_fwjett) March 21, 2026
There’s a couple breaking up so loudly on the sidewalk in front of my house! He said WHO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO YOUR SISTER’S WEDDING NEXT WEEKEND? She said MOZZARELLA STICKS! Which is a valid and devastating blow.
— sugamummy 🧚🏽♀️ (@ceraliza) March 21, 2026
