Le rôle de l'historien n'est pas de contempler des chimères. Il étudie le concret des sociétés passées ancré dans les preuves de la documentation, sans être distrait par les lubies de ses contemporains.Donc soyons sérieux 2 minutes : bien sûr que l'armée mongole éclate Messi. 1/9#mongolsky
— Simon Berger (@chakarchinggis.bsky.social)2025-12-15T00:54:22.165Z
Milieu récupérateur : Jelme, premier des Quatre Molosses, se battra comme un chien pour récupérer le moindre ballon.Milieu offensif : Qubilai, un autre des Quatre Molosses, ses dribbles chaloupés font peur même aux Naiman. Peut aussi jouer en faux n° 9. 5/9
— Simon Berger (@chakarchinggis.bsky.social)2025-12-15T00:54:22.169Z
why are they looking at me like that https://t.co/mfR3vwGZwa
— Luke (@qLxke_) December 13, 2025
Parents saying “ I know my child “ will forever be the funniest joke
— parks (@parkersity_9) December 14, 2025
When I was 13 my mom grounded me and took away internet access because she found out I was writing sexually explicit gay fanfiction little knowing this genre would one day have multimillion dollar franchises. Mom we could both be retired on a beach rn if only you saw the vision!!
— Agita Christie (@pagan_hoetry) December 17, 2025
I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It's been forty years. It should all be out by now.
— Sridhar Ramesh (@RadishHarmers) December 14, 2025
I was facetiming this girl while I was at the store.. I got in line to pay I said "ima put you in my pocket till I'm done" she like ok. Soon as I put the phone in my pocket this b!tch started screamin "AHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! I CANT BREATHE!!! AHHHHH!!!"… BRO 😂
— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 (@Arealmfngl) December 17, 2025
A few years ago I asked my homie to try to talk to my girl to see if she would cheat on me and they been together for 3 years now and have 2 kids💔😭
— Dave (@tufdave) December 13, 2025
told my boss i was going to the toilet
— 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖙𝖔𝖓 ✞ (@babingtond01) December 9, 2025
but didn’t say which one, now i’m at home. pic.twitter.com/Jn9odXQiZI
don’t forget to drink water and get some sunlight because you’re basically a house plant with more complicated emotions
— ໊ (@meishato) December 14, 2025
