Using what is supposed to be the most romantic moment of your life to cry about gay people is the most insecure, closeted behavior I’ve ever seen. https://t.co/wLJMq52zRb
— k (@alfkkifine) June 2, 2026
salary increases https://t.co/pu8xAo2eD4
— Sinister in the Presidency (@AmandaBRinquest) May 28, 2026
He wanted to look tough. He posted a painting of himself surrounded by oiled-up shirtless men in tiny shorts waving pompoms. Safe to say this did not land quite the way he intended. pic.twitter.com/bRHf9xfJaW
— Gandalv (@Microinteracti1) June 4, 2026
Why is there always a shop at the airport selling luggage?
— ☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 (@fw_lennox1) May 28, 2026
Who the hell is going on holiday with armfuls of clothes, thinking 'Fuck it, we'll pack when we get there' ???
Every pet owner has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator.
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) June 1, 2026
my cat has been ramming his head into my boobs a lot lately and i've read stories about how pets sometimes warn their owners of cancerous tumors using the same method so i went to the doctor and got checked and found out that my cat is just a pervert
— 𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 (@drizzylitfw) May 30, 2026
"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."
— scha·den·freu·de (@BlisterPearl) June 3, 2026
I just found my cat stuck like this between the couch and the wall and I cannot stop laughing 😭😭😭😭 (he’s fine btw) pic.twitter.com/d4SY8NXsre
— 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚏 (@yeahrightgirlhg) May 29, 2026
The picture on the Wikipedia article for static cling, taken in 2006 pic.twitter.com/Ea8JGPFnS9
— Old Internet (@OldInternetFeel) June 1, 2026
excellent use of freewill https://t.co/9J0a6YPdBy
— ໊໊ (@juniorkingpp) June 1, 2026
