Gandalf: what up frodo?

Frodo: just been chilling in The Shire my entire life like every hobbit ever except for that time you made Bilbo walk thousands of miles for a shiny stone

Gandalf: cool cool

Frodo:

Gandalf:

Frodo:

Gandalf: so are you into jewelry and walking a lot or

— Quilliam (@nyquills) March 2, 2021