Gandalf: are you ready for an adventure

Bilbo: no

Gandalf: can i come in for tea

Bilbo: also no

Gandalf: dinner with my friends?

Bilbo: i feel like you aren't hearing me

Gandalf: no i am it's ju- *stooping under the door* it's just i really don't give a shit what you want

— Quilliam (@nyquills) July 20, 2020