Child: I want two sandwiches.
Me: I’ll make you one sandwich.
Child: I want two.
Me: You won’t eat two.
Child: YES I WILL I’M STARVING
Me: If I make you two sandwiches, you’d better eat two sandwiches.
Child: I will.
…
Child [halfway through first sandwich]: I’m full.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 27, 2024