Brad Pitt:
• over-hyped
• zero Oscars

Gilderoy Lockhart:
• Order of Merlin, third class
• honorary member of the Dark Forces Defense League
• five-time winner of Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile award

— The Library Owl 🧙‍♀️🦉📚 (@SketchesbyBoze) February 10, 2020