people who are no longer in school but still actively seek to educate themselves are my heroes. you’re telling me you enjoy learning for its own sake, not for any presumed career benefits but because the world hasn’t crushed your innate curiosity? I love you
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) February 11, 2024
kids today are like “so what did y’all do before the internet? did you just not know anything?” and the answer is yes. you would ask your aunt Marge a question, she’d give you the wrong answer and you’d carry that misinformation for twenty years.
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) July 26, 2022
“boys are just naturally macho and aggressive—” look buddy, Samwise didn’t tenderly hold Frodo’s hand all the way through Mordor for you to post this dated gender nonsense
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) October 23, 2020
find someone who looks at you the way Frodo and Sam look at each other pic.twitter.com/sVWLKHAk5I
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) April 8, 2021
your regular reminder that when Frodo grew weary on the road to Mordor, Sam told him “you have a bite and then a bit of a sleep” and he awoke refreshed. you were not made to go until you collapse; you need days to rest as well as run.
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) March 28, 2021
Gandalf: this is my fight song
Boromir: not again
Gandalf: Gandalf the White song
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) September 20, 2016
Miss Marple didn't start solving crimes until her sixties. Arwen was 2,770 when she married Aragorn. Legolas joined the Fellowship when he was 2,931. there's time for you.
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) August 10, 2019
Toy Story (1995): haha Mr. Potato Head shaves by peeling off his plastic mustache!!
Toy Story 4: anything can be sentient, the mysteries of consciousness are vast
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) June 14, 2019
to all returning Hogwarts students, please wear masks, maintain an appropriate social distance and steer clear of the third-floor corridor unless you wish to die a most painful death.
— The Library Owl 🌻🧙♀️🦉 (@SketchesbyBoze) September 1, 2020