to all returning Hogwarts students, please wear masks, maintain an appropriate social distance and steer clear of the third-floor corridor unless you wish to die a most painful death.
— The Library Owl 🌻🧙♀️🦉 (@SketchesbyBoze) September 1, 2020
people ask “what are some examples of non-toxic masculinity?” and I say, look at the Fellowship of the Ring: devoted to one another; unafraid to show their affection; willing to pursue their vocation and accompany their friends into the very fires of Mordor.
— The Library Owl 🌻🧙♀️🦉 (@SketchesbyBoze) January 9, 2020
“Guys don’t express their feelings because showing love is for sissies—” look buddy, if Aragorn son of Arathorn, heir to the throne of Gondor can tenderly kiss Boromir on the head, then what’s stopping you from being affectionate?
— The Library Owl 🌻🧙♀️🦉 (@SketchesbyBoze) December 22, 2019
her: I want you to hurt me
me: Harry’s parents had him right after they graduated from Hogwarts, so Snape was *at most* thirty-seven when he died in Deathly Hallows
her: no stop
— The Library Owl 🌻🧙♀️🦉 (@SketchesbyBoze) February 16, 2020
• zero Oscars
• Order of Merlin, third class
• honorary member of the Dark Forces Defense League
• five-time winner of Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile award
— The Library Owl 🧙♀️🦉📚 (@SketchesbyBoze) February 10, 2020
telling people you’re single:
• “you’ll find someone”
• “have you tried tinder”
saying “many have tried to date me and all have failed”:
• sword-in-the-stone vibes
— the library haunter 🦉🎄❄ (@SketchesbyBoze) June 11, 2019