Aragorn: Legolas what do your elf eyes see?

Legolas: The Uruks have turned northeast. They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

Aragorn: Legolas what does your 𝘌𝘭𝘧 nose smell?

Legolas: *visibly annoyed* Uruks

Aragorn: Legolas what do your 𝐄𝐥𝐟 ears hear?

Legolas: racism.

— Quilliam (@nyquills) September 21, 2019