spring need to stop putting the tip in bro give it to me
— lee 🦖 (@whodfislee) March 17, 2025
no one talks about how eating healthier/having a change of diet + going to the gym makes your fart and shit smell sooooo bad like omfg!
— myla (@luminaryorb) March 16, 2025
genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. like why are you doing all that
— lina (@evermoresivy) March 15, 2025
Conor McGregor has never been elected to anything, he doesn’t represent the Irish people. In fact, we’re all pretty embarrassed by him.
— Colum Eastwood (@columeastwood) March 17, 2025
having to beg someone to do something with you and then seeing them do it with others willingly is a different kind of hurt
— ً (@ppyowna) March 15, 2025
Doing drugs is lowkey wizard behavior. Crushing up rocks and crystals, pouring up potions, eating shrooms, smoking plants
— Iggy (@Iggy30424) March 17, 2025
He has literally contributed to those statistics by being a rapist. https://t.co/pU9Btqttol
— Cat Mom 🐈⬛ (@arocxo) March 18, 2025
Just watched a lady get into her car, turn on Shania Twain, hit her vape like ten times, and then reverse directly into the SUV behind her in the grocery store parking lot. California is a place
— C. E. Aubin? (@ceaubin) March 15, 2025
people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) March 15, 2025
nobody wants to even LOOK at the dessert menu anymore and that’s the problem with society
— reversecowgirl69 (@botticellibimbo) March 16, 2025
