The best tweets of June 2015
Let’s start this month’s selection with a short #Tweetstory
Basically I was trying to undo her bra and we hugged for so long it just felt like the right thing to do.
— joe (@mutablejoe) June 4, 2015
How about we go on with LOVE ?
*about to be hung*
executioner: any last words
me: um u look very lovely today
e: *twirling the rope around his finger* lol stop it
— ᴄʜʀɪs (@ChrisScarlette) June 1, 2015
Perks of dating me : I'm too lazy to cheat on you
— Euphemia (@glittercoco_) June 17, 2015
Awkward moment when they move to Canada and realize gay marriage has been legalized there for 10 years pic.twitter.com/E1a1K3L40X
— // Venny // (@DarthVenn) June 26, 2015
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) June 26, 2015
But life also has a dark side.
Camping is like a cult in that you don't realize how awful it is until you're there and can't leave.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) June 8, 2015
— 8-bitfiction (@8bitfiction) June 23, 2015
This guy thinks it's cool to kill defenceless animals then take a selfie. Jerk. pic.twitter.com/WbgMklrd9u
— Chris Tilly (@TillyTweets) June 9, 2015
"He's a bit of a character" – Translation: He's the worst person I've ever met
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 2, 2015
— Denham Sadler (@denhamsadler) June 19, 2015
Summer is coming, here is a drinking game for you
And a little bouquet of tweets to end this Countwer :
Career & no baby = selfish & heartless
No career & baby = lazy
Career & baby = won't spend enough time with baby = selfish
ITS A TRAP
— ⚡️ awesommelier ⚡️ (@awesommelier) June 1, 2015
Hate it when dudes say "leave something to the imagination!" like what do you think is under my clothes? a mystery prize? a pumpkin? Obama?
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) June 6, 2015
3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card?
Me (in bed): Yes.
3yo: Will he love it?
Me: Yes. pic.twitter.com/TJepUORQwH
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 21, 2015
Put QR codes on guns so no one will use them.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) June 18, 2015