The best tweets of June 2015

 

Let’s start this month’s selection with a short #Tweetstory

Basically I was trying to undo her bra and we hugged for so long it just felt like the right thing to do.

— joe (@mutablejoe) June 4, 2015

 

How about we go on with LOVE ?

*about to be hung*

executioner: any last words

me: um u look very lovely today

e: *twirling the rope around his finger* lol stop it

— ᴄʜʀɪs (@ChrisScarlette) June 1, 2015

Perks of dating me : I'm too lazy to cheat on you

— Euphemia (@glittercoco_) June 17, 2015

Awkward moment when they move to Canada and realize gay marriage has been legalized there for 10 years pic.twitter.com/E1a1K3L40X

— // Venny // (@DarthVenn) June 26, 2015

Double rainbows appeared over the White House shortly after the #SCOTUS marriage equality ruling this morning. pic.twitter.com/fqp0J31tCO

— UberFacts (@UberFacts) June 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/rosalina559/status/614636450512920576
 

But life also has a dark side.

https://twitter.com/margaerytyreII/status/605766635626962944

Camping is like a cult in that you don't realize how awful it is until you're there and can't leave.

— shauna (@goldengateblond) June 8, 2015

pic.twitter.com/GxHXCgxYVA

— 8-bitfiction (@8bitfiction) June 23, 2015

This guy thinks it's cool to kill defenceless animals then take a selfie. Jerk. pic.twitter.com/WbgMklrd9u

— Chris Tilly (@TillyTweets) June 9, 2015

"He's a bit of a character" – Translation: He's the worst person I've ever met

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 2, 2015

The Onion is always brutally insightful after these tragedies. #CharelstonShooting pic.twitter.com/ejPcsAmJTi

— Denham Sadler (@denhamsadler) June 19, 2015

 

Summer is coming, here is a drinking game for you

https://twitter.com/antijokeapple/status/607589584940187651
 

And a little bouquet of tweets to end this Countwer :

Career & no baby = selfish & heartless
No career & baby = lazy
Career & baby = won't spend enough time with baby = selfish
ITS A TRAP

— ⚡️ awesommelier ⚡️ (@awesommelier) June 1, 2015

Hate it when dudes say "leave something to the imagination!" like what do you think is under my clothes? a mystery prize? a pumpkin? Obama?

— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) June 6, 2015

3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card?
Me (in bed): Yes.
3yo: Will he love it?
Me: Yes. pic.twitter.com/TJepUORQwH

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 21, 2015

Put QR codes on guns so no one will use them.

— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) June 18, 2015

https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/610563706754306049
 

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