The best tweets of May 2015

 

Today, our selection shall begin with ANIMALS :

HELP ME 😩 pic.twitter.com/oWfIHPuXH2

— Me Pelas La Berga (@HeIdback) May 2, 2015

when yr tired but you still gotta protect the pool from western capitalism pic.twitter.com/8fF8K9rD1l

— brian feldman (@bafeldman) May 9, 2015

 

Let’s focus on the UK, where an election happened

https://twitter.com/ashrouen/status/597784551977541633

Hey CNN, I'm sure our country has a name #wtf pic.twitter.com/3F9nsjSylz

— Sunny Hundal (@sunny_hundal) May 7, 2015

"You'll have to excuse the mess" – Translation: I've spent seven hours tidying in preparation for your visit

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) May 16, 2015

 

Have you noticed that the police changed, recently ?

I only use pepper spray that contains organic pepper grown locally in co-op farms. #hipstercop pic.twitter.com/b23fVKqLbx

— Eva Blum-Dumontet 🦝 (@Arcadian_O) May 10, 2015

This woman is everything pic.twitter.com/XKySELebVT

— Molly Crabapple (@mollycrabapple) May 6, 2015

 

Would you like a little cup of the INTERNET ?

https://twitter.com/Carrie_Bradsh4w/status/597834690654052352
https://twitter.com/MSNMemories/status/598952977748107265

Feeling like the "://" in "http://"

— connor (@conuary) May 20, 2015

https://twitter.com/IceRace/status/598538672372371458

Quick recap:

Trolling: Any attempt at humor
Meme: A picture
Literally: Not literally
Tweet: Only 140 characters + megabytes of images

— Notch (@notch) May 14, 2015

 

If you aren’t interested in videogames, you can skip this part…

Monument Valley IRL http://t.co/uHwTygMdg7 pic.twitter.com/VEwHTm00um

— Kyle Russell 🚀 (@kylebrussell) May 19, 2015

My 4yo is playing Zelda 3DS and she always insists on taking Link back into his house before turning off. I also do this, so must be genetic

— Sam Barlow (@mrsambarlow) May 19, 2015

I normally don't care about "we hired a dude" press releases, but just this once…. pic.twitter.com/QfdKFvoKDa

— The Jeremy Parish Advent Calendar (@gamespite) May 20, 2015

Bowser – "Thank you for the warm welcome….." pic.twitter.com/5EUxpup0xs

— Mike Adebajo (@L1keMike) May 21, 2015

 

Some see Eurovision as a celebration… others see it as a WAR

Preferred the Eurovision Song Contest when it was called World War II, to be honest. #Eurovision2015

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) May 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/SluggerMaxman/status/602239369597026304
 

Let’s end this month’s selections with some random tweets

https://twitter.com/blamefeyris/status/595934706337718272

pic.twitter.com/WsLZARU0Dn

— 8-bitfiction (@8bitfiction) May 10, 2015

https://twitter.com/SoDamnTrue/status/598568453625217024

I normally don’t like graffiti, but I can make an exception here MT @D18matt: Someone wrote on this sign pic.twitter.com/iNiMNCsxNg

— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) May 14, 2015

 

 

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