The best tweets of May 2016

 
 

When a mere word changes everything.

Deadass spent 2 hours doing project on Youth in Asia then find out it's supposed to be on Euthanasia. Summer wya 😭 pic.twitter.com/Fvi7hdybSh

— john (@johnnnn_d) May 5, 2016

Here's some erratum we found in a book a while ago. Errata is generally not as funny as this pic.twitter.com/enaOMkJBzD

— Reference Services, National Library of Scotland (@nls_reading) May 24, 2016

https://twitter.com/AxelAtwin/status/733522891539550208
 

How about a nice cup of MINDFUCK ?

https://twitter.com/davideastUK/status/728157973898366976
https://twitter.com/riarklerise/status/733389885038428161
https://twitter.com/ferchu_finish/status/736875706748112896

FUCK OASIS

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) May 24, 2016

https://twitter.com/ohlol/status/735163051855384576
https://twitter.com/jowrotethis/status/736346157190782976
 

When technology goes wrong

https://twitter.com/ajlobster/status/735240869859753985

ok @SoundCloud pic.twitter.com/px4W4EgLyd

— NM (@nick_murphy) May 25, 2016

https://twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/735140494980841472
 

Videogames

Okay, video game companies are doing this on purpose now. pic.twitter.com/vpH6wBIlDs

— Arax (@Araphrase) May 26, 2016

https://twitter.com/DaveOshry/status/735965972289474561
https://twitter.com/YouHadOneJ0B/status/736716215297540096
https://twitter.com/Yelix/status/739081881803759616
 

Politics made in Twitter

@manuelvalls Democracy is so overrated. #LoiTravail #49al3 pic.twitter.com/yadC6ODoVO

— House of Cards (@HouseofCards) May 11, 2016

Made me forget the humidity for a moment. Worth 5 bucks. pic.twitter.com/lRvEoZ31mF

— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) May 11, 2016

 

The British are just… different.

https://twitter.com/mikefuller91/status/728908162674331652

Meanings of "I don't mind"
1. I really mind
2. I'm not listening
3. I'm going to do neither
4. On your head be it
5. I don't mind

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) May 8, 2016

 

Animals <3

I sincerely hope that this video of an otter eating lettuce brings peace and joy to your life pic.twitter.com/80EEztLTqb

— officialseanpenn (@officalseanpenn) May 14, 2016

Ignore them Amy, love. We don't want to be in their stupid film anyway. pic.twitter.com/7dUBY2NTuD

— trouteyes (@trouteyes) May 30, 2016

https://twitter.com/StuffOfPoke/status/737584828342640640
 

And let’s end on a high note

Biologists are brutal. pic.twitter.com/CX7AK39lqS

— Pádraig Belton (@PadraigBelton) May 5, 2016

The irony of this reply tho. pic.twitter.com/9OVLTosjqC

— Jennifer Scheurle (@Gaohmee) May 20, 2016

https://twitter.com/bastorena/status/734849541967470592

Roman citizen: 'I'm here for a passport picture'
Shop guy: 'We have this new technology, it's like 200 pixels.' pic.twitter.com/jJi9xw7ZOy

— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) May 24, 2016

after 18 years we finally have the ability to clearly see that one guy flipping us off in end of evangelion pic.twitter.com/fJLiQ2IRSv

— rbk (@R__B__K__) May 6, 2016

INTERVIEWER: tell me about a time you refused to compromise
ME: no

— Mayor P and 11 others retweeted 3 of your tweets. (@punmagnate) May 9, 2016

Wife: quiet, you'll wake the baby
Me [very sarcastically]: poor guy must be shattered from shitting himself & sucking titties all day

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 21, 2016

Man tries to burn EU flag, can't burn it because of EU directive on flammable materials pic.twitter.com/PkxicDABXC

— Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) May 31, 2016

The magic was in you. https://t.co/QuacGfiH9g pic.twitter.com/1rboykPYGH

— Shen Comix (@shenanigansen) May 13, 2016