The best tweets of March 2016

 
 

When you can see the danger of Artificial Intelligence and Robots…

https://twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/status/710123373850959872
https://twitter.com/gossipgriII/status/713425874167537664
https://twitter.com/StatsmanBruno/status/708941065877737472

Cyberculture:
80s: Imagine if we can fuck cyborgs
90s: Imagine if we can become death cyborgs
00s: Imagine owning a house

— Talen Lee (@Talen_Lee) March 30, 2016

 

Dogs, dogs… dogs ?

when u get your license suspended but u got a dog so its ok pic.twitter.com/Qcw5XedMnK

— sara. (@tayaranrusi) 6 mars 2016

when u ask for a dog but get an emu pic.twitter.com/jSO759MIxi

— sara. (@tayaranrusi) 5 mars 2016

https://twitter.com/BBAnimals/status/706617186425688064
https://twitter.com/camsharak/status/714142787034329088
https://twitter.com/ruinedpicnic/status/712119194444283904
 

Let’s talk about FOOD

https://twitter.com/scottbix/status/713387945730957312

A comic about eating chips! pic.twitter.com/Txpt2fYsCj #food #chips

— TwistedDoodles (@twisteddoodles) March 16, 2016

You call it a famine.

I call it a victory in the war on obesity.

Your move, America.

— Kim Jong-un (@_Kim_Jongun) March 31, 2016

The more you know.https://t.co/NACu3M9hI6

— PETA (@peta) March 31, 2016

https://twitter.com/teenybiscuit/status/707004279324696577

If only nature would find a way to cover these oranges so we didn't need to waste so much plastic on them. pic.twitter.com/00YECaHB4D

— Nathalie Vincent (@awlilnatty) March 3, 2016

https://twitter.com/iamjermainew/status/705955452849364992
 

What is Love ? (Baby don’t hurt me no more, please)

https://twitter.com/Litepanda/status/713021913262632960
https://twitter.com/iiBreakNecks/status/709837323999924224

pic.twitter.com/xvd2yyu96c

— James Fridman (@fjamie013) March 16, 2016

https://twitter.com/shadesof666/status/706533144745406468
https://twitter.com/TheCreepeers/status/712083294381158401
https://twitter.com/DirtyKidsJokes/status/710570081181376512
 

On family :

https://twitter.com/MashriqLands/status/707771298429018112

Therapist: what would you say to your dad if he were alive today?
Me: sorry for cremating you. I honestly thought you were dead

— David Hughes (@david8hughes) March 19, 2016

Your internet friends live so far away from you

— reasons to cry (@whynottosmile) March 16, 2016

https://twitter.com/kelssseyharmon/status/710257327031451648

that one follower that retweets and favorites everything of yours pic.twitter.com/mPuGvwQPoe

— goth jackie spider legs (@MGKSDIABLO) March 12, 2016

 

And here comes the GRAND FINALE, just for you

The birth of a super villain. https://t.co/OGcIs5SRj5 pic.twitter.com/ryVCJ5pZSJ

— Imgur (@imgur) March 14, 2016

https://twitter.com/alex_spartz/status/712060557860339712
https://twitter.com/blindfoldzarry/status/704993299463974912
https://twitter.com/bracealmighty/status/704934928807567360
https://twitter.com/trillLizard/status/705277038270111744
https://twitter.com/jlist/status/706544107317932032

This monkey reacting to a magic trick is amazing.https://t.co/qqYxDfz1wO

— Jen Miller (@jenmillersayshi) March 17, 2016

pic.twitter.com/AWJoFwcXMZ

— Sarah Andersen (@SarahCAndersen) March 26, 2016

This isn't what we meant when we said Orange is the New Black pic.twitter.com/3mWBsjOLtd

— Grace (@Grace_Eileen2) March 5, 2016

https://twitter.com/KMCamille/status/706187751889215488
https://twitter.com/Gingerhazing/status/712301952198115329

Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France. pic.twitter.com/RTeQ2KGr02

— Stu. (@dysondoc) March 24, 2016