Cat: I have 9 lives.

Hospital patient: Why did you bring your cat here?

Guy: I thought it’d be cool for you to see a talking cat. I didn’t know hed be a dick.

Hospital patient:

Cat: You have one life.

Guy: Alright let’s go.

— Matt Will Post (@MattPostSaysHi) March 12, 2019

Moi après avoir essayé un 67eme testeur de parfum chez Sephora pic.twitter.com/Ef2jBQsMKc

— MadamePeel (@MadamePeel21) February 28, 2019

Quand t'entends les croquettes pic.twitter.com/QCxM8XJOtx

— Sergent Contexte ?🍺 (@Sergent_Cule) February 26, 2019

It looked impossible and to an ordinary cat it would be, but Glenn was no ordinary cat. pic.twitter.com/5FNijhDFcV

— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) January 1, 2019

pic.twitter.com/sPGIm5AfQ2

— ? (@sloboah) December 18, 2018

Ça, c'était mon café. Et le connard qui bouffe ses croquettes au fond, c'est le coupable. pic.twitter.com/0K6iyGbKrn

— Padre_Pio (@Padre_Pio) September 10, 2018