I offered him a gummy bear. He politely declined.
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
The fact that I'm still sitting in this office after over an hour is an absolute win, as far as I'm concerned.
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
I'm being walked out!!!! 😀 😀
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
"so I'm not getting the job?" As I intentionally make all the wrong turns to leave.
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
They spent an hour of their time interviewing a reliable well qualified candidate, but ultimately realize that it wasn't going to work.
I got like 8 bucks in snacks.
Who really won here?
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
As I got to my car, I had one final moment with the old boss.
"I just have one question for you."
"What?"
I ripped off my mustache in one dramatic swipe.
"How did you know it was me?'
"Get out of here"
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021